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Seaosn 2 The deal

barcamone1 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:28:47 +0000

Wow this is already coming out to be a good job. This is going to be great if Jerry and Elaine have sex. Oh man they are so going to do it. Friend shouldn’t have benefits because one always has feelings and it never works. This music on the TV is so bad I wish the music in sex shows weren’t as bad as they were. This is a bad idea I hope they don’t have sex this is going to break their friendship apart, I know from first hand experiences. They are making rules but it is not that easy there is no way they are going to get through it. This is way too complicated. Elaine says spending the night is optional there is no way they are going to be able to do this. Yeah go do it Jerry and Elaine, have fun and now watch your friendship go down the drain. George is asking for details this is so 6^th grade with me and my friends. Even George thinks it is retarded they are not going to be friends after having sex it can’t be done is right George. Hehehaha when Jerry tells George the rules he is impressed this is hilarious. Yea there is a problem with the rules I knew it was going to happen. Oh no not the gift this is impossible even getting a gift for my girlfriend is impossible. Never give money to a woman it will just mess everything up and how can you let Kramer give Elaine a better gift. I knew that the friendship would be over it is always a bad idea to have sex with a friend because this is what happens. It never works and one person gets attached. I would rate this episode a 3 it was alright because I related to the episode but this episode is for women.

season 2 The revenge

barcamone1 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:28:22 +0000

I really wonder if this show is going to bring back the bus boy or someone that Jerry, George or Kramer got into a conflict with. I am anxious to see what happens. I feel George is going to regret quitting and saying that stuff. George quit over a bathroom situation are you kidding I knew he was going to regret that. I would never have done that. Is he stupid you are getting paid nice money and you quit over a dirty bathroom. Excuse my French dumb ass. Go back to work and pretend nothing happened that is so no going to work. I can see it now the security is going to throw him right out the door. This is going to be great his boss know George is at the end of the conference table. Yeah George leave you are caught there is no getting away. But George has some pair of grapefruits on him to show up without any fear. Oh here is the revenge slip the ex boss a Mickey. Here it goes George is going to slip it and Elaine is the partner in crime and Jerry and Kramer are going in to get back at the dry cleaners. Very smooth, Kramer pretends he is not doing anything wrong. This is great this is so funny everyone is getting revenge on everyone. Elaine looks like she has a dead animal on her head she has really bad sense of fashion. Just flirt with his that will get this guy’s attention. After all this revenge he finally gets his job and Jerry finds the money of course they could never get it their way. I rate this episode a 3 it was ok not funny not to relatable to my life. Watching this show makes me relate the show to my life and that is why it is funny to me.

Season 2 The heart attack

barcamone1 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:27:54 +0000

I hated when my parents would say you are going to ruin your appetite. This is so true. Ha Larry David is on the TV as a crazy person. I didn’t know until recent that Larry David was the producer of this show. I wish I wrote down my thoughts when I dreamt I always forget what I was thinking and it was the funniest thing ever. I been trying to write a comic skit and I always forget to write my jokes down. George don’t die please don’t have a heart attack. He is one of my favorite characters except for Kramer. George is so cheap even when he is having a heart attack he is still cheap who cares. Ha Jerry is so funny he is tricking George this is such a terrible joke to do on someone. Ha kill George this is hilarious ha and Jerry is going to put the pillow over his face hahahaha I don’t think I laughed this hard. George said “Jerk off” are they even allowed to say that on television at that time. There is no way that word could be said now that is a bad word. To the FFCC that is a dirty word that shouldn’t be said. I wish there is a theme but the theme I can think of is just everyday people doing everyday things but they over exaggerate things and bring out issue and conflicts that people don’t’ really talk about. But this show brings out these conflicts with humor that is why this show is so funny. Of course Kramer brings George to this guy this guy is nuts and crazy. This guy is saying the stupidest things. I would never trust anyone like that. I would rate this show a 3 it wasn’t that funny and the show didn’t have the humor like it did with the last show I just watched.

Season 2 The statue

barcamone1 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:27:20 +0000

I hate sweepstakes, when jerry talks about it, it reminds me of all the times I gotten those stupid letters saying I might have won, just say I lost. Jerry is correct about these companies. George says he broke this statue, I remember when I broke one of my parents’ vases and they never forgave me. Ha jerry says settle the dispute between George and Kramer like men and they play a child’s game. That is why this show is hilarious they do such stupid little things. I hate French people they think they are better than everyone else. I hope Elaine slaps her across the face. That French woman Elaine is interview is so nasty but a job is a job. This guy is like in a Shakespeare book he talks with grace and proper English and Jerry make fun of him because of the way he talks. This is so great I can’t believe the guy stole the statue form Jerry’s apartment after cleaning it. This is such an awkward situation I don’t know what I would do. Kramer always has this dumb idea, “lets go get him” that is illegal but yet again it is Kramer. This guy called Jerry I don’t think he is going to talk about the stolen statue. And Jerry is going to say something and he is going to deny it. Hahaha this is so funny he didn’t steal it I think they will do Kramer’s plan. I am very good at foreseeing this show. This guy is such a liar I hate people like this. George is right for speaking up this guy is just no good. Elaine is right for throwing out the book this is hilarious stupid French woman. HA Kramer went to steal the statue back I knew this would happen. Kramer is hilarious.” Make love to the wall pervert I think this is the best line in the season.” I would rate this show a 4 this is a hilarious show. I feel like the show is progressing in a better way it is getting funnier. I hope the next few episodes are going to get better.

Correction

barcamone1 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:11:57 +0000

I talked to Kate and I told her got confused and watched some episodes out of order. She told me to label each one in this post. I watched 1/3 of the episodes but not in order.

season 2 episode 2 The pony remark

season 2 episode 12 The bus boy

season 2 episode 10 The baby shower

season 2 episode 3 The jacket

season 2 episode 11 The Chinese restaurant

season 2 epsiode 4 The phone message

season 2 episode 5 The apartment.

Sorry for the mistake.

Seinfeld Season 2 The Apartment

barcamone1 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:26:35 +0000

Kramer is a good looking man when he is not wearing ugly bum looking clothes. I would take an apartment for 400 bucks right away that is dirt cheap. That is very nice of Jerry to get Elaine an apartment. Now jerry is second thinking it I would not want to have her there all the time. That was a bad idea Jerry to get her the apartment. Kramer is giving out fashion tips he is the not the best dresser himself. I would not take any advice from Kramer if I were anyone in the show. Jerry does not want her in there I would tell her right away and tell her and not offer any money. Jerry’s prayers have been answered. She is going to be heart broken when she hears the news. Kramer why are you doing this to Jerry? Stop putting jerry on the spot he doesn’t want her in the building. He should stop making jerry give her money. George is wearing a wedding ring I never thought women would be so attracted to someone with a ring. I might do that when I become as desperate as George. Ha that ring has the opposite effect of what George really wanted. George should have taken it off right after he started talking to the women. That has to suck for Jerry, he should have let Elaine up there but I would go nuts if I were him. I rate this episode a 2 it wasn’t that great. I am hoping the episodes great better.

Seinfeld Season 2 The phone message

barcamone1 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:26:01 +0000

I am very surprised George got a date he is not attractive. Who the hell talks about underwear on their first date? I think any girl who I would go out with heard about my underwear would think I am crazy and disgusting. George just passed up sleeping with a woman he is going to regret that or realize later he is dumb for saying that. Yep there you go hit yourself George. Yea these women are throwing themselves on you, how are they not jumping in bed them already. Jerry wants to talk about a commercial and not take the woman into bed. Why is Jerry going on with this just take her into your bed this is making me frustrated and now they are fighting about nothing this sounds like my last relationship I had. It is true that guys analyze the women they go out with and try to find all their flaws. George is still thinking about what he said I would be annoyed too. Now jerry and Donna are going to break up because of this commercial I would be laughing if I were to break up because of a commercial. I think it was great that it broke up there was no future between Jerry and Donna. George has to control his temper now he has to fix his mistake. It is funny how they are doing operation “switch the tapes” it is great how now we don’t even use those machines anymore and it is all digital. I don’t remember the last time I left a message on a tape machine. After all of that she heard the voice message and they did all that for no reason. I really didn’t see that coming, no woman would take a message like that. I rate this episode a 2.

Seinfeld Season 2 The Chinese restaurant

barcamone1 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:25:25 +0000

Chinese restaurant I can’t stand. I know they can’t talk English but they pretend they can‘t speak it and let American get frustrated and laugh inside at us. But they sure make some good dumplings. Yea they always say 5 ten minutes but it is always longer than that they always tell you that to keep you hear. If I was hungry I would just leave that place. Wow I would complain if I saw people come in after me and be seated before me. I would say something, speak up I would never let someone get one over me. I remember when the pay phone was popular and people used them in the past. Now everyone has cell phones and you barely see a payphone anywhere in New York or in a restaurant. If Elaine takes this bet to eat the egg roll I would laugh hysterically. I bet she does it, this is going to be hilarious. You know I realized when the people were talking all you hear was Larry David the creator of show talking. That is interesting how I just realized that small little thing. They are really going to stay in the restaurant they have some patience I would of left ten minutes ago. This is like a nightmare I would be going nuts and I would be getting really nasty at the people. I hate when you remember a person but don’t remember where they are from this is terrible. You can’t say you don’t know them because that is rude. Wow he just got caught and now Jerry is going to get in trouble like he is a teenager again blowing off plans and people getting annoyed at him. I would of left this is just getting annoying how much can they stretch this episode I rate this a 1 this was a terrible episode. Of course they call Jerry’s name when they left I didn’t see that one coming.

Seinfeld Season 2 The Jacket

barcamone1 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:25:00 +0000

Yet again talking about fashion Elaine has terrible taste she is wearing a maroon suit. Terrible fashion sense. I hate when I get stuck in situations where you like something so much but you can’t afford it but you buy it anyway. Yea jerry better wear it all the time for the amount of money he spent. I think he spent about 700 bucks for that jacket even though the inside is pink. It is like a dorm room in Jerry’s apartment when Kramer comes over. I really want to know what Kramer does for a living. He seems to be never doing anything. He is free loading off of Jerry’s clothes and food. I hate when a terrible song is stuck in your head and George really can’t get it out of his head. George is so funny I am like that to I want to know but I don’t want to know but I keep asking to know. Why is Kramer getting birds I really want to know what his apartment looks like? It must have a bunch of trash and random objects that he found on the street. I hate meeting with someone’s parents it is always awkward and having a drink might just take the edge off but if I were in their situation I would order two drinks. This guy is veteran and they always seem to say the same thing all the time about knowing some in Korea. Ha he spent all that money on a jacket and he ruined it walking in the rain and snow. That must sucks I would be pissed but why would u get it with pink on the inside. I rate this episode a 2. They need to be funnier.

Seinfeld Season 2 The baby shower

barcamone1 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:24:30 +0000

Just the episode name the baby shower makes me want to shoot myself. I hate baby showers my girlfriend always brings me to them. I really wonder if Jerry is going to think of what I was thinking during the baby showers I went to. So far this episode is terrible I am about to just shut it off. This is so boring I rather watch the view then watch this right now. I think Elaine is going to ask Jerry to have the baby shower in Jerry’s apartment I really hope he says no but knowing this show it will happen at Jerry’s apartment. Jerry is making fun of how fat pregnant ladies he would get beat if he said that to a hormonal pregnant person. Wow I remember illegal cable I think everyone in my neighborhood had it. 56 channels wow they didn’t have any channels back then now we have like over a 1000 channels and hd. Kramer is really crooked and is a moron but he is so funny. He is quite far my favorite character I think. These guys look so shady I am dying looking at these guys don’t trust Kramer. Wow jerry got caught by the FBI haha I actually had dreams like this but this is just too much. Ha Bill that is why I hate flying I couldn’t sit next to someone like that. I think people are actually afraid of flying because they don’t have any control over the plane and rather drive because they do have control of their destiny. Of course there are a bunch of annoying women at this baby shower. I hate them so much. Ha the Russian guys are at the baby shower. Thank god I am not there I hate baby showers. I rate this episode a 2 it wasn’t that great.